Looks funny but true!!!

A woman is driving on the road…

A man is driving in the opposite direction, on that same road…





When they pass each other, the woman rolls down her window and shouts

- HORSE

Immediately the man shouts back

- Bitch!



The man laughs because he is happy to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman,
and takes the turn in the road with high speed.

  








The moral:

"Men never understand what women say"

INCREDIBLE THINGS HAPPEN IN AMERICA…

1°) Fold a $20 bill in half…

 

 

2°) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below

    

 

 

3°) Fold the other end, exactly as before
Et voilà, the PENTAGON on fire!!

4°) Now, simply turn it over…

The Twin Towers ablaze….

What a coincidience! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!


COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE

                                                                                                                                             

As if that wasn't enough… here is what you've seen…
Firstly The Pentagon on fire…	Then The Twin Towers…

 

… and now… look at this!

 

TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL

gorgeous BMW M6 Sapphire Black

M5 Ti Silver, Black sport interior_

BMW New Exotic Concept

BMW new exotic concept car is the Vision EfficientDynamics Concept, which is a plug-in hybrid with a three cylinder turbo-diesel engine. The car look is super amazing! This is by far the best BMW ever designed. Not only a very well design car, but more of a exclusive concept vehicle.

BMW Vision EfficientDynamics is able to run completely under electric power, with the power of the turbodiesel engine alone, or through an infinite combination of the three power sources. Depending on driving conditions, the two electric motors may be used both for accelerating and for regenerating energy when applying the brakes and while coasting. This principle ensures efficient energy management, with the charge status of the lithium-polymer battery constantly remaining within the optimum range. When accelerating, the electric motors help to boost the car for even greater performance, ensuring immediate response and a significant reduction in fuel consumption. For a short time, such as in passing maneuvers, the cumulative maximum output of all three engines increases to 356 hp, with maximum torque generated by the three engines reaching 590 lb-ft.

- Development aim: The performance of a BMW M Car combined with the fuel economy and emission management of a modern small car in the premium class
- Offering a full-hybrid concept, the BMW Vision EfficientDynamics concept car is powered by a three-cylinder turbo-diesel and two electric motors. Overall system output is 262 kW/356 hp, maximum torque 800 Newtonmetres/590 lb-ft. All-wheel drive featuring an electric motor on both the front
and rear axle
- Anticipated performance: Acceleration from a standstill to 100 km/h in 4.8 seconds, top speed 250 km/h (155 mph) (electronically limited), fuel consumption in the EU test cycle 3.76 litres/100 km (equal to 75.1 mph imp), CO2 emissions 99 grams/kilometer

- As a plug-in hybrid, BMW Vision EfficientDynamics is able to cover the entire fuel consumption drive cycle under electric power alone. This reduces the CO2 emission rating to just 50 grams per kilometer
- Electric power is generated without the slightest increase in fuel consumption through a particularly efficient concept of Brake Energy Regeneration.
Energy is stored in 98 lithium polymer cells. The car is able to cover a distance of approximately 50 km/31 miles in the electric mode alone
- The roof and door inserts made of polycarbonate glass automatically become darker as a function of incoming light

- Measuring only 1.24 metres or 48.8″ in height and boasting a sweeping, arch-like roof line, BMW Vision EfficientDynamics offers the slender silhouette of a classic Gran Turismo
- The underfloor of the car is fully covered from front to rear and from one side to the other, thus maintaining a smooth surface to avoid any air swirl liable to increase fuel consumption
- Thanks to the consistent lightweight construction strategy applied on the car, unladen weight according to the DIN standard is limited to 1,395 kg or 3,076 lb

Get the lowdown straight from zee German team below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLGygbCr3sg&feature=player_embedded
All phoographs, information and videos courtesy of BMW GROUP PRESSCLUB GLOBAL

Super Car Museums

These may not be ideas that inspire home designs, but they are breath-taking none the less! A post different from all others, these super car museums situated in different parts of the world all achieve the ultimate goal of bringing together machines that have left a mark in the auto-world, either for their designs or their engines!

Porsche

Stuttgart houses this ultra cool museum which was designed by the Austrian firm Delugan Meissl Associated Architects.

Pictures courtesy World Architecture News and Wallpaper

Mercedez Benz

This museum for Mercedes is also situated in Stuttgart. Built by UNStudio Architects

Maserati

Located in the Enzo Ferrari house in Modena, Italy, this museum for Maserati is due to be completed this year and is designed by Future Systems

BMW

This is the new BMW museum by Atelier Bruecknen. Situated in Munich, the museum opened for the public on 21 June, 2008.

History of Fools day

April 1'st is called as FOOL’S day after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579 in Cristchurch. Son of the owner of a textile chain Brian and Co. Fabrics, he always had a passion to try out various innovative things in life. He did 105 businesses in his life time. He married an old woman at the age of 22. Due to his adventure in business, he even lost the property earned by his dad and by 1629, he was bankrupt and was blacklisted by all financial agencies then. He was an epitome of foolishness and people started to call him as master of fools. He also used to read all sorts of fake stories like you did just now.

Google is now Topeka: Google's lame attempt at April Fools Day 2010

It's official. Google has changed its name to "Topeka" effective April 1, 2010. That's, of course, is according to the official Google blog and it's their way of saying, "April Fools" to anyone who is a big enough sucker to believe that Google would change its name to anything, including Topeka.

Google is really stretching it this year. Known for their fairly funny April Fool's Day pranks, this one is disappointing. Posted on the official Google blog by =Eric Schmidt, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Topeka Inc., it lacked the gusto of a good April Fool's Day joke.

The Google-Topeka blog wasn't convincing:

"A change this dramatic won’t happen without consequences, perhaps even some disruptions. Here are a few of the thorny issues that we hope everyone in the broader Topeka community will bear in mind as we begin one of the most important transitions in our company’s history:

Correspondence to both our corporate headquarters and offices around the world should now be addressed to Topeka Inc., but otherwise can be addressed normally.

Google employees once known as “Googlers” should now be referred to as either “Topekers” or “Topekans,” depending on the result of a board meeting that’s ongoing at this hour. Whatever the outcome, the conclusion is clear: we aren’t in Google anymore....."

There were better Google April Fool's Day pranks in prior years.

Here's the link

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/different-kind-of-company-name.html

April Fool’s Day Pranks – Remembering the Top Google Pranks!

April Fool’s Day is a great day where we hear about a lot of strange stories and take some time to make pranks inside the office. But the Web is also enthusiast on this day. A fine example of this is Google. Over the years they have been elaborating their pranks more and more, let’s take a look at some of them:

April Fool's Day pranks and jokes aren't just for school kids. There is plenty of pranking going on in the business world andGoogle is one company that does a great job fooling people on April 1. What will Google's prank be this year?

The history of some rather hilarious April Fool's Day pranks over at the Googleplex in Menlo Park, California may give some other businesses great ideas for creating some innocent pranks.

Google's April Fool's Day pranks

It's hard to pick of favorite, but here is a list of some of Google's past April Fool's Day hijinks

Google Chrome 3D Browser: The 2009 Google Chrome 3D Browser prank blurred everything as if you were watching 3D movies without the glasses.

Google Worldwide Rickrolling: In 2008, Google also announced gDay, a product that could add Adsense to conversations. They also announced a service that could “search pages a day before they’re created.”

Google Toilet Internet Service Provider: The April Fool's Day prank for 2008 had Google lead people to believe that if you flush your toilet you could send your next Gmail message to your friends, family and co-workers. Eh, not so great, Google.

Google Contextual Dating: Google offered the ability to send a mass upload file to their servers in 2006. Sure the idea was a bit silly but since 2006 online dating has exploded, albeit not contextually.

Brain Drink That Makes You Think Faster Google prank: In 2005, Google claimed the human DNA code was read with a special sensor on the lip of a Coke bottle.

Google “Moon” Jobs: Truly a Google classic on April Fool’s Day 2004. A part of the “Google Copernicus Hosting Environment and Experiment in Search Engineering (G.C.H.E.E.S.E.)”, the job ad read:

“This unique opportunity is available only to highly-qualified individuals who are willing to relocate for an extended period of time, are in top physical condition and are capable of surviving with limited access to such modern conveniences as soy low-fat lattes, The Sopranos and a steady supply of oxygen.”

Pigeon Based Ranking System: Google announced on April 1, 2002 that they use pigeons to peck away randomly on their computers to find websites. They claim the pigeons are able to grab information at random, allowing for a more meshed web.

MentalPlex: Google's April Fool's Day prank for 2000 told people to just sit in front of your computer and Google will scan your brainwave activity, your past browser history and your mouse movements to figure out where you want to go.

Here's the link to this years prank

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/different-kind-of-company-name.html

Happy April Fool's Day