I found this little article on one of the Blogs I was going through. It’s about Chuck Norris. If you don’t know Chuck Norris, you can replace Chuck Norris with Rajnikanth. It makes equal sense.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need a gun because he can reach the enemy faster
• Chuck Norris won the San Francisco marathon. He started in New York.
• Chuck Norris was delivered via C-Section. He performed it himself
• Chuck Norris pops bubble wrap with his gun
• Chuck Norris is not above the Law. He is the Law
• When Chuck Norris wants ice, he makes it hail
• Baby Chuck Norris didn’t eat Gerber mashed foods. He crushed his own apples
• Chuck Norris never used braces. He straightened his teeth with his tongue
• Chuck Norris uses a lawn mower to shave
• Chuck Norris will tell you if the oven is hot enough by touching it
• If nothing can move faster than light how do you explain Chuck Norris’ guns coming out of holster
• Chuck Norris doesn’t like to handle diamonds because he keeps accidentally crushing them
• Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman on a long distance phone call
• To calm down Chuck Norris when he was a toddler, his mom used to play The Sopranos
• When Chuck Norris wants a mobile phone, he carries around a cell tower
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need a gun because he can throw the bullets faster
• Snake bite is a common cause of death near Chuck Norris’ house. He bites a lot of snakes
• In their wilderness survival classes, Mountain lions learn how to identify Chuck Norris
• When Chuck Norris walks into a bar and says “The usual”, bartender shoots a bunch of people
Check out http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ you will like it...